Meanderings Of An Abject Fool

Didn’t think this would happen in North Dakota in the middle of the day at a convenience store but go figure. I ran to bathroom sat down for #2 and received the much heard about but never experienced the under the door foot tap twice!! Apparently my lack of an answer wasn’t enough so after the second I politely whispered gate don’t swing that way especially in a toilet. I didn’t take a picture as this was creepy enough. Bout 1 1/2 hour outside of campground/hiking.